Lather, Rinse, Repeat

I'm going to be completely upfront with you here; I have nothing incredible or deep or meaningful to say. I'm just due a blog and needing to write to rejuvenate my mind.

I was just washing my hands, you know because sanitation is sexy. And as I was scrubbing away, under my nails and all, I looked at the bottle of soap. Anti-bacterial hand soap. Hmmm. Now, maybe I'm just naive when it comes to the soap industry and their soap production ways, but shouldn't all soap be anti-bacterial? Isn't one of soap's main purposes to rid you of bacteria?

Then, I began to picture Bacterial Soap. It would probably be a gross mucus yellow-green color, and it wouldn't smell all that great. Maybe some nasty gunk would be floating in it...
Directions: lather, rinse, repeat... and then touch your face and be infected with an unknown illness
Uses: To re-moisturize and replenish your skin with germs of all different degrees
Ingredients: Various Diseases, 1000+ people's sneezes, sewer residue, and other unknown, unsanitary material

And as gross as this is when I type it all out, it is what went through my head while I was standing at the sink.
I realize this is not near the amount of words I usually type, and not important what so ever, but maybe it made you laugh... or just chuckle... smile...? Well, I have nothing else to say, I hope your life is good and, unless I get inspiration sooner, have a good week.

Next time I'm soap shopping I think I will ask where the bacterial soap is, just to see what happens.